Have you ever been to a real estate agent holiday party? Now I have. Here's the rundown:
Beet-faced ex-fratboys hitting on girls half their age with clever lines such as "Hey, who let you guys cut into the bar line? HAHAHAHA! Was it you? Was it you?"
An insincere host saying "nice to meet you" as he shuffles off to join the Charles Dickens-dressed carolers in their animatronic holiday cheer.
40+-year-old women whose necklines plunged low enough to see their birth scars.
A band playing medleys combining "Play That Funky Music White Boy," "Brick House," and that Miami Sound Machine "Conga" song (which brought the house to its feet, by the way).
Merry Christmas!
Posted by wayne at December 21, 2004 12:50 AM